Crush Alert!

I am so freaking clumsy.
This may sound really weird and unnatural but I am disappointed with my actions earlier.

What will you do if your ultimate Crush saw you kiss the floor? That is really nasty and too funny to look at but guess what? I did it. I freaking did it in front of him. Well, not really in front because he's kind of far away but still, he could clearly see what I did.


It was the second day of my Orientation Seminar at School. ( I am a college student, finally!) I never thought clumsiness will eat me up. It was really unexpected. My block, forming two lines and I'm in the front, went to the School's gymnasium from our classroom. When we passed by the library, several metal benches are aligned and one of them are not aligned. I saw my crush walking last in the line of his block and I am mesmerized with the sight of him. He was so angelic...then I got back to senses and since I didn't know what his section is, I tried to look where his section's placard is and *banngg!* there I was kissing the pavement and everyone laughing at me. I just hit my right knee on the not aligned metal chair and it COST me a very big purple circle inches up my knee cap. It stayed there for a good week. Thanks to my crush, I got clumsy.

So, that's my freaking story. Most embarrassing situation so far.
Good luck to people who are yet to experience embarrassment.
<3